Joz Norris

Ukraine, rail strikes, woke builders and motherhood; Harriet Langley-Swindon demolishes them all, especially the builder.

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week we speak to Prime Minister Boris Johnson; Eshaan Akbar presents his ‘Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week’, proving that politicians need to lie more; we hear from a VERY flustered builder ‘Tom’ about how builders have gone woke and this is a bad thing, and there’s an extended interview with journalist Nell Frizzell all about motherhood, which is one of the top two parental roles a person can have.

Please note that the interview with Boris Johnson has been slightly edited for totally normal journalism reasons.

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week, Harriet and Producer Martin have gone to the World Capital of Woke – the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. They speak to esteemed television producer Seamus Chutney and veteran critic Conrad Erguston bout what they’re looking for. They also speak to comedians Joz Norris, Davina Bentley, Ben Target and Katie Pritchard about all the things they’d say if they were allowed to say them, and the answers are terrifying. Plus Eshaan Akbar joins us from London, giving us his Hot & Spicy Take on the Edinburgh Fringe!
As mentioned in the podcast, we are doing a live show at the Edinburgh Fringe! It’s at 11.30pm on Friday 19th August at Summerhall Roundabout (Venue 26). Expect Harriet, Martin, Eshaan, and a guest or two, one of whom may well be culture. Tickets available from https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/later

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by the leader of the opposition, Sir Keir Starmer, who makes some pretty newsworthy comments about Just Stop Oil. They also speak to the host of the breakfast show on Sports Horn about his upcoming work in Qatar, and Senior American Expert Eshaan Akbar explains the mid-term election results.

There’s also an extended interview with geneticist, university lecturer and broadcaster Adam Rutherford, who says some pretty unacceptable things about Winston Churchill being racist. He also repeats some things that Winston Churchill said, which some listeners may find offensive.

Ian Fiveankles’ podcast, Sports Horn, is available to listen to on all podcast platforms now. Adam Rutherford’s book, Control, is available now from all good bookshops and also from Amazon.

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined again by Sir Keir Starmer to talk about being politician of the year and kissing Tories; by the world’s greatest lawyer Suella Braverman, who explains the best legal way to move to Britain (no spoilers, but it involves the 2004 film White Chicks; and by Dr. Professor Jordan B. Petersen, author of the best-selling book Twelve Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. to talk about why Elon Musk is the best man who ever lived.

There’s also an extended interview with journalist and host of news podcast The Trawl Marina Purkiss, who talks about why she gets booked for Jeremy Vine despite having the wrong opinions, and how much you can trust “opinion” “polls”. You can hear The Trawl at https://podfollow.com/the-trawl-podcast

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Harriet and Producer Martin debate the future of the House of Lords with Leader of the Opposition Sir Kim Starmer and Baroness Mone, a very successful businesswoman who is taking a wee break from the Lords for totally normal reasons. We also have Eshaan Akbar to explain why Harry and Meghan’s Netflix documentary is so boring.

There’s also an extended interview with comedian, author and broadcaster David Baddiel, who talks about why “Jews Don’t Count” and White Men Can’t Jump, as well as teaching Harriet a few words of Yiddish.

This week’s episode of NonCensored is brought to you by Manscaped. You can get 20% off and free shipping for all their products by going to Manscaped.com and using the code SNOWFLAKES.

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by actual Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, who explains what he’s already said and what he hasn’t asked; Rishi’s ethics adviser’s ethics adviser Sir Stephen Stevens talks about dogs, and why we need people who can deal with large sums of money in government; and Facebook’s Head of Global Affairs Sir Nick Clegg joins us live from the Metaverse to debate letting Donald Trump back onto his platform.

We are still after questions for a monthly “Time For Questions” edition of this podcast – send a voicenote to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we’ll have to just make some up.

NonCensored is  a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Producer Martin is away, so Harriet is joined by a stand-in producer doing Martin a favour: Sir Keir Starmer KC, whom you may recognise as the leader of the opposition.

Sir Keir does not take part in Harriet’s exclusive interview with Boris Johnson, who reveals the very special support he received during his crucifixion by the privileges committee, as that would be a conflict of interest and unlike rival news outlets we do have standards. But he joins Harriet in talking to former Met Commissioner Dame Cressida Dick about the Casey Review, and to Eshaan Akbar, who has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Gwyneth Paltrow.

If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we’ll have to just make some up.

NonCensored is  a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by master of disguise Sir Keir Starmer to account for his disgraceful smear campaign against the Prime Minister; Professor Godfrey Matthews talks about his new book, “The Shits That Call The Shots: Exposing The Liberal Elite Who Are Ruining Britain”; and Eshaan Akbar offers a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about the Dalai Lama being a big ol’ weirdo.

If you have a question for the next Time For Questions episode, send a voicenote or email to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or we’ll have to just make some up.

NonCensored is  a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Harriet and Producer Martin were LIVE at the 2023 London Podcast Festival at King’s Place, and they were joined by a brilliant panel – there was Sir Keir Starmer, who talked us through his recent reshuffle; Home Secretary Suella Braverman, who explained why she was going to lock up lawyers who sneak human rights to immigrants; and we were joined once again by the Reverend Gerry Berrie, from the Very Very Christian Church of England, who offered some Christian moral perspective and also advocated for the death penalty.

Tickets to see us live! Again! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us, and Eshaan Akbar will be back from suspension.

If you have a question for Nadine, Jordan or Eshaan then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don’t use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.

Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Bilal Zafar (@Zafarcakes) and Ed Morrish.

NonCensored is  a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week we’re playing you a Time For Questions episode we recorded two weeks ago, when Harriet and Producer Martin were LIVE at the 2023 London Podcast Festival at King’s Place. They were joined by a brilliant panel – there was Sir Keir Starmer, Suella Braverman, and the Reverend Gerry Berrie, from the Very Very Christian Church of England. They took questions on asylum seekers, proud boys, and working-class children, and why all food should be biege.

Tickets to see us live! Again! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us, and Eshaan Akbar will be back from suspension.

If you have a question for Nadine, Jordan or Eshaan then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don’t use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.

Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Athena Kugblenu (@athenakugblenu), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Bilal Zafar (@Zafarcakes) and Ed Morrish.

NonCensored is  a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon’s very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out).

This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer, who tells us why he’s got no policies except wanting to “make willies boring again”; we also replay the moment when the radio show cut live to entertainment reporter Henny Ffairground in Tel Aviv for some serious breaking news; and Eshaan Akbar gave us a milder-than-usual Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week, which still had a little bit of a kick (think: dhansak), about who celebrities are telling us they’re standing with. 

Tickets to see us live! We are recording another live episode at the Museum of Comedy in London on Wednesday the 18th October. Tickets are £10.50 and can be bought at https://museumofcomedy.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/shows/873639212. We are delighted to be able to announce that both Nadine Dorries and Jordan Petersen will be joining us.

If you have a question for Nadine or Jordan, then send them in to noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com. Even if we don’t use them in the live show, we might use them for a future Time For Questions episode.

Thanks to Rosie Holt (@RosieIsAHolt), Brendan Murphy (@notmurphy), Eshaan Akbar (@eshaanakbar), Joz Norris (@JozNorris), Esyllt Sears (@EsylltMair) and Ed Morrish.