Howdy, pardner! This week’s introductory paragraph has a cowboy theme! Welcome back to this dawg-gone saloon (newsletter) called the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly rootin’-tootin’ hoedown (interactive notebook project) from lousy varmint (comedian) Joz Norris. If yer lookin’ to sling yer hook, you can always get the heck outta dodge (unsubscribe) any time. But […]

Ahoy there! This week’s introductory paragraph has a nautical theme! Welcome back aboard [to] the good ship [newsletter] the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, an interactive captain’s log [notebook project] from scurvy bilgerat [comedian] Joz Norris. If ye’ve [you’ve] lost yer sea legs [become tired of this newsletter] ye’re [you’re] welcome to walk the plank [unsubscribe] […]

Hello! How are you? Welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly interactive notebook project from retired census collector and occasional comedian Joz Norris. “But I hate Joz Norris!” you might be thinking. If that’s the case, please feel free to unsubscribe any time – go with my blessings. And if you’re still with me, read on for this […]

Hello, and welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly interactive notebook project from aspiring cabin boy and sometime comedian Joz Norris. You’re receiving this because you signed up via my website, but if you’re reading this thinking “Absolutely not! No more! This idiot has had ENOUGH of my time!” you’re very welcome […]

Hi there, and welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly interactive notebook project from celebrated nuisance and disgraced court magician Joz Norris. You’re receiving this because you signed up via my website, but if you’ve decided that ENOUGH IS ENOUGH then you can unsubscribe here – please don’t tell the others what we spoke […]

Oh hi there, and welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly interactive sketchpad project from avid tree-climber and professional fool Joz Norris. You’re receiving this because you signed up via my website, but if at any point you decide this project is no longer for you, you’re welcome to unsubscribe any time. Please help […]

Hello! How are you? Welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly interactive notebook project from Nick Cave/Michael Gove lookalike and “comedian” Joz Norris. You’re receiving it because you signed up via my website, but if you want to unsubscribe, you’re free to do so any time – may the road rise up to meet you, […]

Hello! And welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly interactive notepad project from reforming Dr. Pepper addict and “so-called comedian” Joz Norris. You’re receiving this because you signed up via my website, but if this is no longer the newsletter for you, you can unsubscribe any time – please go with my love and […]

Welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a weekly interactive notebook project from professional overthinker and scamp Joz Norris. You’re receiving this because you signed up via my website, but if ever you decide it’s time to jump ship on this project, you can unsubscribe – good luck in life’s choppy waters, friend! And if you’re […]

Hello, and welcome to the third instalment of the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes, a living notebook/sketchpad project from critically tolerated comedian and fool Joz Norris. You’re receiving it because you signed up via my website, but if you decide it’s no longer a project you want to remain up-to-date with, you can unsubscribe any time – good […]

Hello, and welcome back to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes! You’re receiving this because you signed up on my website to this living weekly sketchpad/notebook project, direct from friendly scamp/idiot/fool Joz Norris. If at any point in this project you decide you’ve had enough, you’re very welcome to unsubscribe here, and I bestow upon you […]

Thank you for signing up to the Fruit Salad Therapy Tapes! I’m Joz Norris, I’m a writer, comic, actor and professional idiot and this newsletter is going to be a learning project for me, and hopefully an entertaining and interesting journey for you guys too, and my hope is for it to become a sort […]